sabrinaa73

rukafais:

graveyardhorse:

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm

the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me

sabrinaa73
87isgod:

lidstrom:

ohvegeta:

“YEAH, WELL, I’M NOT EATING MY BROCCOLI EITHER!”

other captions for this picture:
“I DON’T CARE, PAUL, YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD”
“NO YOU CAN’T TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP, YOU CAN’T TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP”
“MOM, HE KEEPS PUTTING HIS HANDS ON MY SIDE OF THE CAR”
“I DO NOT EAT POOP, MOOOOM HE SAID I EAT POOP”
“NO, BULBASAUR SUCKS - I SAID BULBASAUR SUCKS, CHARIZARD IS SO MUCH BETTER”
“YOU ALWAYS LET ERIC GET A POWER RANGER AND YOU NEVER LET ME GET ANYTHING MOM I WISH I WAS NEVER BOOOOOORN”
“MOM I WANTED LEGOS, THESE ARE MEGA BLOKS.  NO MOM THEY ARE NOT THE SAME GOD”

LMFAO. these captions RULE.

87isgod:

lidstrom:

ohvegeta:

“YEAH, WELL, I’M NOT EATING MY BROCCOLI EITHER!”

other captions for this picture:

“I DON’T CARE, PAUL, YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD”

“NO YOU CAN’T TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP, YOU CAN’T TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP”

“MOM, HE KEEPS PUTTING HIS HANDS ON MY SIDE OF THE CAR”

“I DO NOT EAT POOP, MOOOOM HE SAID I EAT POOP”

“NO, BULBASAUR SUCKS - I SAID BULBASAUR SUCKS, CHARIZARD IS SO MUCH BETTER”

“YOU ALWAYS LET ERIC GET A POWER RANGER AND YOU NEVER LET ME GET ANYTHING MOM I WISH I WAS NEVER BOOOOOORN”

MOM I WANTED LEGOS, THESE ARE MEGA BLOKS.  NO MOM THEY ARE NOT THE SAME GOD”

LMFAO. these captions RULE.